Trapped in Time

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(Almost) Independence Day Miracle!!!  Good riddance you dumb broad!

Sarah Palin’s twitter is really offensive, but there’s clear evidence that you can indeed see Russia from Alaska.  And damn do they ever make some badass flags!

brooklynmutt:

Palin takes prank call from fake French president

Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.

The Republican vice presidential nominee discussed politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy’s “beautiful wife,” in the telephone call released Saturday.

When the caller told Palin she would make a good president, she laughed and replied: “Maybe in eight years.”

Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she received the prank call.

“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.

I think the funniest part is that she talks negatively about redistributing wealth in a conversation she believes is with a President of a socialist nation.

Sarah Palin Corn Maze (hilker)

Further proof Ohio sucks.  Really.  As Eugene points out, If this were Russia, they would have lined up these idiots and shot them for wasting valuable land.

dianaparker:

McCain should’ve never cancelled on him.

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still loving dave.  .  .

Too much laughing.  Side.  Hurts.

Sarah Palin, nude on the wall of Chicago’s Old Town Ale House (the famed Second City hangout, and a helluva shit show most weekend evenings).  How could you not spit out your beer laughing if you looked up and saw that?  I’m not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just cover my eyes in horror.  (via benderbending)

If I was Sarah Palin’s son, my name would be Pie Gallon Palin.  What’s yours?

Find out…  Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

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I’m Sack Panther Palin and my dog is now known as Torpedo Vindicator Palin.  Who knows, we too, might be President Of The United States one day!

A Sarah Palin look alike came out and stripped while Gordo dropped funk bombs

That is all.

Future Leader Of The Free World?

and other completely unsubstantiated gossip, at This Recording

I keep hearing about this. And after about 30 seconds trying I can’t find one picture of Sarah Palin pregnant. Just her daughter looking a bit bloated.

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Completely bizarre, and the photos of the daughter definitely make her look more than just a little chubby.  Far be it from me to dive into someone’s personal matters, especially when it comes to a baby with down’s syndrome, but who the hell pulls their kid out of school for FIVE months due to mono?  I knew plenty of people who had mono when I was in school, but none of them stayed home for five months.

I hope this gets more attention and investigation, because McCain’s campaign surely didn’t look into this (not surprisingly since the only thing they appear to have looked into was that she did in fact have breasts and a vagina).  To lose an election because your VP pretended to have a baby that was actually her daughter’s?  It’d be all too American (and GOP)!!

Update: Read more, see more video and photos at Daily Kos